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Things a southern boy will never say.

Postby Califbill » Wed Sep 25, 2019 8:22 am

Things Southern Boys will never Say:

31. When I retire, I'm movin' north.

30. Oh I wouldn't dare; she's only sixteen.

29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex.

28. Duct tape won't fix that.

27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken with a slice of lime.

26. We don't keep no guns in this house.

25. You can't feed that to the dog.

24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

23. Wrestling is fake.

22. We're vegetarians.

21. Do you think my gut is too big?

20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits, grits, and gravy.

19. Honey, we don't need another dog.

18. Who gives a sh** who won the Civil War?

17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

14. Trim the fat off that steak.

13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

12. The tires on that truck are too damn big.

11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.

10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

8. I've got two cases of Blue Moon iced down for the Super Bowl.

7. Checkmate!

6. She's too young to be wearing that bikini.

5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

4. I don't have a favorite football team.

3. Youse Guys.

2. Those cutoffs ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.


1. Nope, no more beer for me. I'm driving a whole busload of us down to help in the Elizabeth Warren Campaign.
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Re: Things a southern boy will never say.

Postby smitty » Wed Sep 25, 2019 8:21 pm

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Re: Things a southern boy will never say.

Postby Hell Yes » Wed Sep 25, 2019 9:39 pm

Very excellent. Sounds like it all should be accurate.But what do i know, i am from the north.
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